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Showing posts with label non-fiction. Show all posts

Monday, January 9, 2012

Categories Of Girls


Girls categorized on the basis of looks (General observation. Do not get judgmental) -

6)Repulsive - Non attractive (ugly) girls. Nobody wants to be with one of these.

5)Average - These are the girls you may not find good looking but they have something charming about them. When you meet a girl of this type for the first time, you may keep wondering why you are attracted to her. Large number of guys get hooked up with girls of this category.

4)Cute - Girls who look and/or behave so adorably that all you think about is kiss & cuddle, pinching cheeks, crooning, caressing, fake tantrums and of course more kisses & cuddles. Initial part of relationship (the one where there's too much heat which eventually cools down) lasts longer with this type of girl. Guys who are good at talking stuff get these girls.

3)Pretty -These are the girls who are very beautiful. They may not have the actual cuteness but are stunningly gorgeous. You may not kiss & cuddle much with pretty girls as you do with cute girls, but you'll have much more admiration & respect for this type of girl. Rarer than cute category. Needs a bit of luck to have one of these.

3B)"Pretty + " - This a special category. A girl of this type is not just pretty but she also has some cute habits, accent, voice etc. that gains the advantage of cute category. i.e. she has combined advantages of both cute & pretty categories. Be proud if you have one.

2)Hot - These are the girls that may give you an instant boner. One look at a girl of this type makes you imagine stuff. You want to have her right now or else you die. These girls are lust boosters. Initial part of the relationship is a total bliss. Lasts longer than all other categories. Once this part is over, you may loose overall interest. May not be good in the long run, but too good for flings. These are the girls who keep flashing in your mind when you masturbate or having sex. Lucky bastards get them.

1)Divine- All the superhot, extremely pretty girls. You always know you will never be able to have one of these, so you never have feelings for them. You'll find these girls in your fantasies.

(Practically both the extremities in above list are useless except for the fact that they do the basic job of an extremity - setting the boundaries)

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Guilt of procrastinating works fine with me

Even when there’s enough time to study before exam, I don’t start studying until only few days are remaining. I just waste first few days doing whatever I want, which builds up a guilt in me. That guilt gradually becomes stronger. As the exam comes near, tension sums up with guilt & that combination makes me able to do heroic (exaggerated) deeds such as getting good marks despite the fact that I wasted so much time before. If it wasn’t for that guilt I would’ve had a boring book, unfocused gaze & a wandering, day-dreaming mind. It’s interesting how quick my reflexes are, as soon as I look into my book, my mind goes wandering. So, it’s always better for me to start studying late.
(However, every procrastinator may not feel guilty of wasting time like I do).
Same theory for any kind of work. I Procrastinate. When deadline is near, my mind works faster than usual under the influence of guilt & voila! That work’s done. And who knows, in the emergency to finish doing some job, I may even get creative ideas which help me more than in case of an in-time-finished-job. So, I procrastinate. . .

P.S. – I wrote this many days ago, but I procrastinated to post it, you know. . .

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Haters on YouTube and Genre Discrimination

If you think it is easy to spread peace in this world, it is time to rethink. Just go to YouTube to watch few videos and read all the comments people post there. It feels like this world is full of haters. It can be any video, people are just ready to bite each other's head off. If you are watching music videos, people comment how that song, that artist is crap, and how other artists are great. They will compare that genre of music with some other genre which is totally stupid. I mean can’t you understand that everybody has their own taste in music? Every genre is different and has its own style. You just can't label any particular genre bad just because you hate it. For example, take a look at these posts (spams) I recently came across,

1)
You say Lady Gaga, I say Nirvana.
You say Hannah Montana, I say Green Day.
You say Owl City, I say Linkin Park.
You say Jonas Brothers, I say Aerosmith.
You say Justin Bieber, I say Queen.
You say Taylor Swift, I say Guns & Roses.
95% of teens these days listen to the same formulaic, crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumb this up, then copy and paste it to at least five videos. Don't let the spirit of rock and roll die! 

Now what kind of bullshit is this? And people copy this post, change names of artists according to THEIR OWN TASTE in music and post to any music video they can find. Without a single thought, they start spamming like hell. . .Oh come on! Grow up! Do you think that some genres shouldn’t exist at all? Stop this GENRE DISCRIMINATION !

2)         Oh dear lord, why do all the kids of these times listen to soundwave disruptions like Justin Babyface and Hannah Whore-ana. Please let all the awesome bands of the good old days blast away the huge pile of shit that the world of today calls music. Amen in the name of Rock.

 Now, this is hot topic. Since Justin Bieber got famous, everybody is talking about him. Haters, lovers they just keep mentioning his name everywhere. It is so annoying to find his name popping everywhere randomly. What haters aren't getting is, by mentioning him everywhere, you're keeping him famous over the internet. So shut up. Enough argument already. There are other artists also in case you want to talk about music. Why him? Shut this fuck up now. . .

And that is just about Music. If you check out any kind of video, you'll find stupid haters like these. I mean, why do you criticize everything? And it is not just about criticizing, it is about hating. People go one step further and post racist comments. This needs to be stopped. No need to talk about Muslims, politics, war and other random things on YouTube. People, get a life and stop being a hater. Just use YouTube in a neutral way. . .